Store Don'ts

So here are some things for all of you to try if you're really bored and feel like possibly getting kicked out.I have 33 so far so if you guys can come up with some good ones put them in a comment and let me know. Here's the first 5 since it's all I have time to post now,I'll post the others later on,but have fun with these for now.
1. Sit in the clothing racks yelling "Pick me! Pick me!" as people walk by.
2. Use carts, stick horses, or those electric cart things(the ones that are like an electric wheel chair) and umbrellas, fake swords, or pool noodles and 'joust' in the aisles.
3. Open all the packages of food you can and try them. When an employee asks what you're doing say you heard it was free sample day.
4. Wear a gift bag on your head and stick in some vampire fangs then walk casually around the store or fake a seizure.(I know this sounds really weird and random but it'll work great)
5. Get a friend to wear a leash and collar and 'walk' them around. Add in the barking, snarling, and even biting for a better effect(I mean for the one on the leash to do this but you'll probably get even funnier looks if the one being the owner does it)




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