Store Don'ts

11. Ask a random woman, that you know isn't pregnant, when her baby is due. Better yet if you ask a man instead.
12. Ask an employee where ski masks, tarps, garbage bags, ammo, guns, knives, gloves, etc. are kept. Say with an extra big, creepy smile for a better reaction.
13. Go to the clothing section and stand as still as possible to look like a mannequin, when someone walks by yell anything random. When a little kid walks by, stare and turn your head as they walk to keep watching, freeze when they point you out to their parents.
14. Get your friends to dress up in different costumes with you, make them as random as possible. Try things like a chicken, fairy, dinosaur, Burger King, baby, ninja, etc.
15. Dress up like a hobo and sit in a box in the middle of an aisle. When someone walks by, ask for change.
16. Put down cardboard and start break dancing in the middle of the store.
17. When at the checkout, walk on the line like a treadmill.
18. Run up to someone yelling "MOMMY! I LOVE YOU!!" Hug them then walk away without a word.
19. Walk around the store flapping your arms and yell "TWEET!" at the top or your lungs every time someone walks by.
20. Stare at a TV that isn't on until someone asks what you're doing; reply "I'm trying to unlock the key to using the magic portal."




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