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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Store Don'ts

21. Ask someone to help you break the people out of the box. When they ask what box, point to a TV and say they're trapped inside.
22. Walk up to a hot or old guy and ask if he'd tell you which bras look best on you, this is better yet if you're a guy yourself.
23. Bang your head against a wall until someone asks if you're ok, then walk away.
24. Scream the lyrics to the ABC's and totally mess it up. add in made up letters if you'd like.
25. Run up to someone random and say "Oh my gosh! (Insert celebrity name here)! Can I have your autograph!?"
26. Swap price tags around on everything.
27. Walk around with hockey gear on, skates and all.

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